Griffin scout law
Gentlemen
I would like to begin by admitting that I have not performed my Griffin scouting duties within the law and oath that a true Griffin scout should abide by. I therefore feel it is necessary to make it clear to all those who wish to follow the Griffin scouting fraternity to read and live the Griffin scouting law. It is my true honour to present the Griffin scout’s oaths and laws:
Scouting Oath
1. A Griffin scout will do his duties to God and the King Griffin.
2. A Griffin scout will do his best to help his fellow Griffs despite whatever it may cost him.
3. A Griffin scout knows the Griffin scouting laws and will obey them.
And now for the law:
1. A Griffin scouts honour is to be trusted.
2. A Griffin scout is loyal to the Griffin King and to his fellow Griffs, and to his country.
3. A Griffin scout is a friend to all and a brother to every other Griffin, no matter to what social class the other belongs.
4. A Griffin Scout smiles and whistles under all circumstances. (My favourite)
5. A Griffin scout is thrifty.
There are other laws but I decided to scrap them from the Griffin laws cause they were dodgy and can be seen to make us weak.
And now to the Scouting of the week:
Indian Gym - I have never heard of such a concept - is this a Gym with fancy equipment with spoilers and spinners on the weights? Is this an excuse for hot vindaloo at the post match meal?
Indian Gymkhana
Played: 8
Won: 3
Drawn: 1
Lost: 4
Their goal difference is crap at -9 and our fellow Richmond 2a’s gave them a right 8-1 rogering last weekend away from home. Although this is the case they do have 10 points as opposed to our 12 and are placed 8th on the table, 2 places shy of the mighty Griffs. Another thing to watch out for is their titan goal scorer, Tejinder Hanspal. Fellow Griffs, I see this chap as our only obstacle to victory this weekend as he is a monster goal scorer putting our very own titan, Scmicks’s 16 goals to shame. He has a mammoth 131 goals dating back from 2002/03 season. Lets hope he has retired!
If you see this man, report him to the Griffs legal authority for punishmen
I end with a famous quote from Lord Griffin Baden Powel:
“The spirit is there in every Griffin boy; it has to be discovered and brought to light”
Big three finger salute!!!!!
III
Griffin Scout Don
21/08/2008
