So this is Griffmas as the 2A’s are brushed aside at The Griffs

March 13, 2009 No comments

So this is Griffmas as the 2A’s are brushed aside

The last five months have seen unprecedented global turmoil in the world economy. Job losses, recession predictions, large-scale fraud and flaccid housing markets have plagued the headlines without respite, leaving most Londoners reeling with anxiety and grappling for a glimmer of light in the seemingly endless dark void that is the future. However, as with everything, there is always the diamond in the rough; a glimmer of maroon light that pierces the blackness and warms the soul; a true testament to consistency that is the rise and rise of the Griffins. Having been embroiled in these circumstances with little time to liaise with my chief public relations officer (who deserves a special mention for taking much punishment in my absence), I once again I find myself reporting on an explosive first season half in a new league with the Griffs, their right boot firmly fixed up the proverbial ar$e of Europe ahead of the Christmas break.

It was to be so in spectacular fashion. As if scripted, the 2As were dealt a fierce blow (or four) at the hands of the Griffins, out to avenge the season opening loss. A few well orchestrated goals, supplemented by characteristic cage tending of the highest standard, sealed the game. Arrogance is not a trait commonly associated with this team as was aptly demonstrated when, in the spirit of Griffmas, they gifted the 2As a single goal to raise their below par scoring rate accumulated during a season riddled with thrashings. A noble gesture some might say.

The day was not entirely without bad news though. For the 2nd time this season, the captain has left the wheel spinning at the helm. Recently promoted Lenny Struanburg, having been tasked with filling the large shoes of the departing Griffin Alex “Gepetto“ Giacchetti, informed the masses of his imminent departure to the shores of South Africa. “Two peas in a pod” is an idiom not misplaced when used to describe these two leaders. Red mist and an unrivalled collection of green cards aside, rumour has it that a wag was instrumental in his decision of mutiny. Seizing an opportunity, Griffin Tony Blair also decided to inform the troops of an extended absence in the new year due to visa problems. As it turns out, a “highly skilled migrant” requires slightly more than hunt the grunt expertise. Rest assured he was rewarded accordingly.

The Griffs now enter the 2nd half of the season with a new captain in the form of Griffin Walrus. With the professional title of “Project Manager” for an event management company, one can only hope that the team spreadsheet management will prove less eventful under his tenure – a task that has previously presented unparalleled challenges for all of those who encounter it. Having earned his stripes as the official choir master and painstakingly shedding his s0ftc0ck reputation, the Griffs are confident that the elders have bestowed the honour to the right man.